Three ladies were discussing the travails of
getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself
with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing
in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember
whether I need to put it away, or start making
a sandwich."
The second lady chimed in with, "Yes, sometimes
I find myself on the landing of the stairs and
can't remember whether I was on my way up or
on my way down."
The third one responded, " Well, ladies, I'm
glad I don't have that problem. Knock on wood,"
as she rapped her knuckles on the table, and
then said, "That must be the door, I'll get it!" |
