A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened
to see a fortune-tellers tent. Thinking it would be good
for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.
"Ah....." said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball.
"I see you are the father of two children."
"That's what you think", said the man scornfully. I'm the
father of THREE children."
The woman grinned and said, "That's what YOU think!"
