A woman walks into a Ferrari dealership. She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to
feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her.
Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up
right now. But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a
salesman. "Good day, Madame, how may we help you today?" Very
uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you farted just
touching it ... you're going to sh1t yourself when you hear the price." |
