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A Texan & His Wife
A Texan and his wife were on a trip to New York. She had just
finished showering to dress for dinner and noticed that she
had neglected to pack her bras. She asked her husband to go
down to the dress shop in the lobby and pick up a couple of
36-C bras.

He said, "Ah'l go down raht now." So he put on his ten gallon
hat and went to the shop.

The saleslady said, "May I help you, sir?"

When he told her that he wanted two 36-C bras, she asked,
"Would you like two Playtex?"

He answered, "Ah'd luv ta little lady, but mah wife's a'waitin
fur me up in the room."
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