Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto arrived in Florida.
In an airport taxi cab, Peterson asked the driver...
"Say, is this really a healthful place?"
"It sure is," the cabby replied. "When I came here I couldn't
say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn't have
the strength to walk across a room, and I had to be lifted out
of bed."
"That's wonderful!" said the tourist , "How long
have you been here?"
"I was born here." |