A story is told of three professionals sitting around a table talking about What the oldest profession was.
The doctor said, "Well, the Bible says that God took a rib out of Adam to make woman. Since that clearly required surgery, then the oldest profession Is medicine."
The engineer looked at the doctor and said, "No, the Bible also says that God created the whole world out of void and chaos. To do that, God must surely have been an engineer. So engineering is the oldest profession."
The politician smiled, leaned forward and asked, "Ah, but who do you think created the Chaos?" |
