A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Walmart with her two kids. She has a nasty looking tattoo on each arm and rotten teeth.
To make it even worse, she's wearing flip flops and has long, filthy toenails.
The Walmart Greeter, asks, "Are they twins"?
The ugly woman says, "No, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.
Why?... Do you think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe that you got laid twice!" |
