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Plate Number
Jack had just bought his brand new Lexus and had driven it to his favorite sporting goods store to do a little hob-nobbing with Judi, his favorite sales gerbil. Judi happily greeted him as he walked in the door.

They exchanged pleasantries. He pointed out his new car (she did the requisite "oohs" and "aahs"), and said he was going to look around the store for a bit before he needed her help.

Five minutes later, Judi came tearing down the aisle to where Preet was looking over some jerseys. "Hey!!!" she shouted. "Some guys jumped in your car and drove off with it!" "Oh my God! Did you try and stop them???"

"No," she said, "I did *way* better than that. I got the license plate number!"
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