A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I
would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink
curtains.
He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard
time choosing. Finally, she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches? " asks the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room
are they for?"
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her
computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But, Miss, computers do not have
curtains!"
The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo...I've got Windows!" |
