Little Johnny was talking to his girlfriend and he said, "Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?"
She replied, "Honey, I would definitely say that you're warm."
"Really?" he said excitedly.
"Yes, in fact I would say that you're the dictionary definition of the word 'warm'."
Little Johnny was pleased until he went home and, just for fun, checked his dictionary and found: "WARM: Not so hot." |