Two friends were sitting at a bar recounting their dreams.
One man said fondly: "I dreamed I was on vacation. It was just me and my fishing rod and this big beautiful lake. What a dream."
"I also had a great dream," said the other. "I dreamed I was in bed with two beautiful women and having the time of my life."
His buddy looked over and exhorted, "You had a dream you had two women, and you didn't call me?"
"Oh, I did," said the other, "but when I called, your wife said you'd gone fishing." |
