Two women have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, 'I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs.'
'Odd,' her companion replies, 'but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.'
Nodding emphatically, the older lady points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart.
'Two dogs, please,' says one.
The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the ladies hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'
The older lady is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other and whispers ...cautiously: 'What part did you get? |
