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The Wedding Case
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A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep
tradition going, everyone got drunk and the bride and groom's
families had a storming row and started wrecking the reception
room and generally kicking the crap out of each other, the Police
were called in to break up the fight.
The following week, all members of both families appear in court.
The fight continues in the court room until the Judge finally
brings silence with the use of his hammer, shouting, "Silence in
Court!"
The court room goes silent and Paddy, the best man, stands up and
say's. "Judge... I was the best man at the wedding and I think I
should explain what happened."
The Judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand.
Paddy begins his explanation by telling the court that it is
traditional in a Cavan wedding that the best man gets the first
dance with the Bride.
The Judge says," OK".
"Well," said Paddy, "after I had finished the first dance, the
music kept going so I continued dancing to the second song, and
after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third
song...when all of a sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran
towards us and gave the Bride an unmerciful kick in her
privates."
The Judge instantly responded, "God... that must have hurt!"
Paddy replies; "HURT!!... he broke three of my bloody fingers" |
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