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A man went into a pet shop looking to buy a Parrot for his wife. He saw a parrot on the window of this pet store so he went in and asked the Clerk if the parrot talked and he said yes and he sings Christmas Carols too, if I hold a lighter to his left leg he sings jingle bells and if I put the lighter to his right leg he sings silent night.

The man interested in the parrot said I have got to see that. So the clerk proceeded to show him and when the clerk held the lighter to the left leg the parrot started to sing jingle bells and then he moved the lighter to the right leg and the parrot begins to sing silent night.

So the man thought it was cute and decided to take it home to his wife. He got it home and showed her how it sang the christmas carols by holding the lighter to each leg, and the wife asked her husband what would happen if we put the lighter between the parrots legs. So out of curiousity they tried it and the parrot started to sing Chets nuts roasting on an open fire.
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