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Writing Valentine Ca..
Valentine's Day was quickly approaching and Little Johnny was anxious to
receive and give Valentine cards during his classroom party, mainly
because there were two girls he was particularly very fond of.

The rest of his class received the usual "store bought" cheap Valentines
that read cutsy "Be Mines" but he took special care and time in
hand-making two special cards for these two sweethearts in his life.

The first read:

Roses are Red, Pickles are Green,
I love your legs and what's in between.
I like your style, I like your class,
But most of all I love your ass.

And to the other girl he wrote:

Roses are Stupid, Violets are Silly!
Bend over Babe 'cause here comes my Willy!
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