One day, mother walks by Johnny's room and sees little
Johnny masturbating. Later, she has a talk with him and tells him
that good little boys save it until they are married.
A few weeks later, the mom is having another talk with little
Johnny. "How are you doing with that problem we talked about,
dear?" she asks.
Little Johnny cheerfully replies, "Great! So far, I've saved
nearly a quart!"
