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Little Johnny On Gam..
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It was little Johnny's first day in a new school, so
his father looked up the teacher. He told her that
little Johnny was a good kid but that he was an
avid gambler. He warned her that little Johnny might
win lunch money from the other kids if he was not
watched closely.
The teacher did not seem disturbed, assured the
father that she had handled many such problems
and was very capable of taking care of little
Johnny's urge to gamble.
Shortly after lunch, the father called the teacher
and asked her how things were going.
"Oh, everything is going very well." She said. "I
think I may have cured little Johnny of his gambling
habit."
The father asked her what had happened.
"The little tyke absolutely insisted on betting me
ten dollars that I had a mole on my rear."
She said. "I finally agreed to the bet and took
him to the teacher's lounge to show him that I
had no mole."
"Damn!" The father said. "He bet me fifty dollars
this morning that he would see the teacher's ass
before the day was over." |
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