Little Johnny had just returned from his honeymoon and was settling down
in their new apartment. Coming home from work one night the landlady met
Little Johnny in the hallway and said, "I have a couple of extra tickets
to a play in town tonight, and I wonder if you and your new bride would
like to have them?"
"I'll ask her," Little Johnny responded. He opened the door to his
apartment and called out, "Honey, would you like to see 'Oliver Twist'
tonight?"
"Hey now!!," his bride retorted, "If you show me one more trick with
that thing, I'm going home to my Mother!!!!" |
