Little Johnny (eight years old) went into the drugstore and said to the pharmacist, "I'd like a box of Tampax, please."
"Sure," said the pharmacist, "Is it for your mother?"
"No"
"Well then, is it for your sister?"
"No, it's for my little brother. I saw an ad on tv that if you use these, you'll be able to swim and ride a bike, and he can't do any of those things yet."
