The teacher announces to her grade 5 class...
"Today I'd like you to describe your mother to me as if she were a bird. Tell me what kind of bird she would be and explain why."
She leaves the kiddies for a short while and then asks them their answers.
Kelly at the front goes first, "My Mummy's like a swan, because she's white and elegant"
"Thank you Kelly" says teacher, and she continues going around the class.
Bobby says, "My Mummy's like a stork, cos she has babies and babies, and I have 7 brothers and 3 sisters."
"Thank you Bobby." says the teacher, and continues with the other students.
Finally there is no-one left but Dirty Johnny, so the teacher reluctantly asks him, "Johnny, what bird most resembles your mother?"
Little Johnny pipes up with, "A Thrush!"
"And why is that Johnny?" she asks.
"Because she's an irritating cunt...!" |
