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Biggest And Darkest
A man walks into a whorehouse and asks to have the biggest, darkest-skinned black womam in the place. So the manager says: "Follow me."

The manager takes him to the second floor, opens the first door to his right and there is a beautiful 350 pound African American women. The man replies: "She's not big enough."

"Not big enough?!" the manager yells out.

"That is what I said. I need a women of at least 700 pounds."

So the manager steps back, rubbing his chin, and says "Okay, come back in acouple of days and I'll see what I can do."

"Thank you," says the man.

A couple of days later the man comes back and the manager takes him to the second floor, opens the first door on his right and BOOM there she is, the exact kind of woman he wanted!

The man tells the woman to get naked and lay on the bed spread eagle, so she does. The man stares at her pussy for ten solid minutes, then gets up and says "I'm done."

The manager hasn't even left the room by this point, so he says: "What do you mean you're done?"

"Well you see," came the reply, "I just painted my house black and I wanted to see what It would look like with pink shutters!"
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