An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini, "I want to feel your breasts," he said.
"Get away from me, you dirty old man," she replied.
"I want to feel your breasts, I will give you $5" he says.
"$5!! Get away from me!"
"I want to feel your breasts, I will give you $10" he says.
"NO! Get away from me!"
"$50" he says.
She pauses to think about it, but then comes to her senses & says, "I said NO!"
"$100 if you let me feel your breasts," he says.
She thinks, well he is old ... and $100 would be very handy ...."Well, OK...but only for a minute," she says.
She loosens her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, he slides his hands underneath and begins to feel...and then he starts saying OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...while he is caressing them.
Out of curiosity, she asks him "Why do you keep saying 'Oh my god'?"
While continuing to fondle her tits he answers "OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... Where am I ever going to get $100?" |
