An elderly American couple is vacationing in the West. Bob always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Helen?
Helen looks him over, "Nope."
Bob says excitedly, "Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"
Helen looks again, "Nope."
Frustrated, Bob storms off to the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room, completely naked except for his boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anythin' DIFFERENT?"
Helen looks up and says, "Bob, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Bob yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, HELEN?... IT'S HANGING DOWN 'CAUSE IT'S LOOKIN' AT MY NEW BOOTS."
To which Helen replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bob, shoulda bought a hat." |
