A couple had only been married for about two weeks when the wife complained of a burning sensation in her chest.
She told her husband who suggested that she go to the doctor to be examined. She arranged an appointment for a physical and went the following day.
Later that day, the doctor called the husband at work,
"I'm phoning to let you know that your wife has acute angina."
"Yeah I know," said the husband, "she's got a nice pair of tits too!" |