A Doctor's phone rang at home at three O'Clock in the morning.
Sleepily he answered, "Hello?"
A very frantic woman said, "Doctor, our baby just swallowed a condom."
The Doctor said, "Take him to the Hospital, and I'll meet you just as soon as I can get there."
He started putting on his clothes and was just getting ready to walk out the door, when the phone rang again.
He answered "Hello?"
A very calm voice on the other end of the line said,
"Never mind Doctor, we found another one." |
