Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
Then a couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris again when he came in for another check-up.
The Doc said, "You're really doing great, aren't you Morris?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said for me to do Doc, get a hot mamma and be
cheerful."
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, "You've got a heart murmur. Be careful." |
