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A mother and daughter loved to play around. They partied everyday and always ended up screwing everybody around. Their holes were played until they became seasoned and loose.
One day, the daughter met the man of her dreams and decided to get married. Now, the man did not know about her promiscuous past and thought the daughter was still a virgin. He decided to leave any lovemaking until their wedding night.
The daughter began to worry about the condition of her hole and consulted her mother, "Mum, I'm worried, what will Peter do if he finds out about my hole?!!"
Mother said, "Don't worry dear, I'll teach you a way to fool your husband. Here's what you do, place a cored apple in your hole before you go to bed. Everything will be nice and tight and he won't even notice the difference."
So the daughter did what her mother taught her and everything went well and the stupid husband didn't even notice.
This went on for a few months. Now, every time the daughter wanted to bathe, she would take out the apple and place it on the wash basin and after bathing, she would put it back in her hole.
One day, after bathing, she forgot to put it back and left it on the wash basin. Her husband came into the washroom, saw the apple and thinking his wife had left a snack for him he ate it.
"Honey, thanks for the apple. It tasted great!" he said.
Shocked, the daughter dared not tell her husband about it and went to consult her mother,
"Mum, I'm in deep shit now! I took out the apple while I was bathing and I forgot to put it back. Peter found it and ate it!
What should I do? Will he be poisoned? I'm scared, mum."
Mother said, "Don't worry dear, a few years ago your father made the same mistake and he was fine after eating my watermelon!" |
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