Bob has a big pimple in the middle of his forehead. A big, huge pimple, and it won't go away. So he goes to the doctor.
The doctor examines him and says, "Oh my! You've got a penis growing out of the middle of your forehead!"
Bob says, "Oh, no, Doc! What can you do?"
The doctor says, "Don't worry. After it's fully grown, we can remove it completely."
"What do you mean, FULLY GROWN?! Doc, I can't spend years and years staring at that thing, waiting for it to finish growing!"
The doctor says, "Well, you won't have to stare at it for long."
"Well that's good news!" says Bob
"Yeah, pretty soon, the balls will cover your eyes." |
