Jim Bob and Julie Sue were twins who couldn't find dates to the prom. So Julie Sue asked Jim Bob to go with her.
Jim Bob said, "No, you're my sister, that's gross."
Julie Sue said, "Come on. Promise me if you can't find another date, you'll take me." So Jim Bob said okay.
Well, Jim Bob couldn't find a date so he went with Julie Sue. They were just standing by the punch bowl, and Julie Sue asked Jim Bob to dance. Jim Bob said, "No, you're my sister, that's gross."
Julie Sue said, "Come on. It'll be fun."
So Jim Bob said okay, and they had a great time. After the dance, Julie Sue asked Jim Bob to take her to Makeout Hill.
Jim Bob said, "No, you're my sister, It would be gross."
Julie Sue said, "We'll just talk, we don't talk anymore."
So Jim Bob said okay. They were at Makeout Hill talking, when Julie Sue moved to the backseat.
Julie Sue said, "Come on, Jim Bob, take me."
Jim Bob didn't argue.
When he moved on top of her, Julie Sue murmured, "You're a lot bigger than dad."
Jim Bob said back, "I know. Mom told me last night." |
