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Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over, love
You're about to get fisted.

Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just come
Pass me a hanky.

Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy.

Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show us your tits.

Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you love it up the shitter.

Roses are red
Violets are finer
Chickens are fowl
just like your vagina.
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